diff --git a/pkgs/data/fonts/joypixels/default.nix b/pkgs/data/fonts/joypixels/default.nix
index 593817275669..1371634dbf52 100644
--- a/pkgs/data/fonts/joypixels/default.nix
+++ b/pkgs/data/fonts/joypixels/default.nix
@@ -20,9 +20,9 @@ let
   };
 
   joypixels-free-license = with systemSpecific; {
-    spdxId = "LicenseRef-JoyPixels-Free-6.0";
-    fullName = "JoyPixels Free License Agreement 6.0";
-    url = "https://cdn.joypixels.com/distributions/${systemTag}/license/free-license.pdf";
+    spdxId = "LicenseRef-JoyPixels-Free";
+    fullName = "JoyPixels Free License Agreement";
+    url = "https://cdn.joypixels.com/free-license.pdf";
     free = false;
   };
 
@@ -43,11 +43,16 @@ let
     unfree licenses.
 
     configuration.nix:
-      nixpkgs.config.allowUnfree = true;
+      nixpkgs.config.allowUnfreePredicate = pkg:
+        builtins.elem (lib.getName pkg) [
+          "joypixels"
+        ];
       nixpkgs.config.joypixels.acceptLicense = true;
 
     config.nix:
-      allowUnfree = true;
+      allowUnfreePredicate = pkg: builtins.elem (lib.getName pkg) [
+        "joypixels"
+      ];
       joypixels.acceptLicense = true;
 
     [1]: ${joypixels-free-license.url}
@@ -58,15 +63,15 @@ in
 
 stdenv.mkDerivation rec {
   pname = "joypixels";
-  version = "6.6.0";
+  version = "8.0.0";
 
   src = assert !acceptLicense -> throwLicense;
     with systemSpecific; fetchurl {
       name = fontFile;
       url = "https://cdn.joypixels.com/distributions/${systemTag}/font/${version}/${fontFile}";
       sha256 = {
-        darwin = "0qcmb2vn2nykyikzgnlma627zhks7ksy1vkgvpcmqwyxq4bd38d7";
-      }.${kernel.name} or "17gjaz7353zyprmds64p01qivy2r8pwf88nvvhi57idas2qd604n";
+        darwin = "0kj4nck6k91avhan9iy3n8hhk47xr44rd1lzljjx3w2yzw1w9zvv";
+      }.${kernel.name} or "1bkyclgmvl6ppbdvidc5xr1g6f215slf0glnh5p6fsfbxc5h95bw";
     };
 
   dontUnpack = true;
@@ -82,22 +87,27 @@ stdenv.mkDerivation rec {
   meta = with lib; {
     description = "The finest emoji you can use legally (formerly EmojiOne)";
     longDescription = ''
-      Updated for 2021! JoyPixels 6.6 includes 3,559 originally crafted icon
-      designs and is 100% Unicode 13.1 compatible. We offer the largest
-      selection of files ranging from png, svg, iconjar, sprites, and fonts.
+      Updated for 2023! JoyPixels 8.0 includes 3,702 originally crafted icon
+      designs and is 100% Unicode 15.0 compatible. We offer the largest
+      selection of files ranging from png, svg, iconjar, and fonts (sprites
+      available upon request).
     '';
     homepage = "https://www.joypixels.com/fonts";
+    hydraPlatforms = []; # Just a binary file download, nothing to cache.
     license =
       let
         free-license = joypixels-free-license;
         appendix = joypixels-license-appendix;
       in with systemSpecific; {
-        spdxId = "LicenseRef-JoyPixels-Free-6.0-with-${capitalized}-Appendix";
+        spdxId = "LicenseRef-JoyPixels-Free-with-${capitalized}-Appendix";
         fullName = "${free-license.fullName} with ${appendix.fullName}";
         url = free-license.url;
         appendixUrl = appendix.url;
         free = false;
       };
     maintainers = with maintainers; [ toonn jtojnar ];
+    # Not quite accurate since it's a font, not a program, but clearly
+    # indicates we're not actually building it from source.
+    sourceProvenance = sourceTypes.binaryNativeCode;
   };
 }