diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
index 3f05a546e23b..37277baae814 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.0.nix
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 
 let
   base = callPackage ./generic.nix (_args // {
-    version = "8.0.26";
-    hash = "sha256-bfh6+W8nWnWIns5uP+ShOr2Tp2epmShjvcDpDx6Ifuc=";
+    version = "8.0.27";
+    hash = "sha256-X9iCsUN3wVjBtVzGrOkfuMGbd8WW1YMa0ST7u8kC28g=";
   });
 
 in
diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.1.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.1.nix
index dc1b8c8581ef..6cfda280d3ef 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.1.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.1.nix
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 
 let
   base = callPackage ./generic.nix (_args // {
-    version = "8.1.13";
-    hash = "sha256-k/z9+qo9CUoP2xjOCNIPINUm7j8HoUaoqOyCzgCyN8o=";
+    version = "8.1.14";
+    hash = "sha256-FMqZMz3WBKUEojaJRkhaw103nE2pbSjcUV1+tQLf+jI=";
   });
 
 in
diff --git a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.2.nix b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.2.nix
index 1ac48d7f0575..41627582dc83 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.2.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/interpreters/php/8.2.nix
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 
 let
   base = callPackage ./generic.nix (_args // {
-    version = "8.2.0";
-    hash = "sha256-G/T8pmP5PZ4LSQm9bq4Fg6HOOD5/Bd8Sbyjycvof1Ro=";
+    version = "8.2.1";
+    hash = "sha256-ddb482WZPsDR2cYoHUVX5v7sWiYZSkaLiwFFnRd++yk=";
   });
 
 in
diff --git a/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix b/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
index 8b4463bde3bc..70af04bd96af 100644
--- a/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/top-level/php-packages.nix
@@ -137,8 +137,7 @@ lib.makeScope pkgs.newScope (self: with self; {
       checkPhase = ''
         runHook preCheck
 
-        NO_INTERACTON=yes SKIP_PERF_SENSITIVE=yes make test
-
+        NO_INTERACTION=yes SKIP_PERF_SENSITIVE=yes make test
         runHook postCheck
       '';
 
@@ -414,6 +413,14 @@ lib.makeScope pkgs.newScope (self: with self; {
             valgrind.dev
           ];
           zendExtension = true;
+          patches = [ ] ++ lib.optionals (lib.versionAtLeast php.version "8.1") [
+            (fetchpatch {
+              # See https://github.com/php/php-src/pull/10266
+              name = "avoid-opcache-test-failures.patch";
+              url = "https://github.com/PHP/php-src/commit/9216d14b3abfc727b0668592b48699440137aa74.patch";
+              sha256 = "sha256-/U6LMn/QGM8BXlh+Etl1z97v3qZFiWL2G3ZopNYShGU=";
+            })
+          ];
           # Tests launch the builtin webserver.
           __darwinAllowLocalNetworking = true;
         }