diff --git a/pkgs/tools/misc/owofetch/default.nix b/pkgs/tools/misc/owofetch/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..54b2fa35d696
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/tools/misc/owofetch/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+{ lib
+, stdenvNoCC
+, rustPlatform
+, fetchFromGitHub
+, Foundation
+, DiskArbitration
+}:
+
+rustPlatform.buildRustPackage rec {
+  pname = "owofetch";
+
+  version = "0.3.1";
+
+  src = fetchFromGitHub {
+    owner = "netthier";
+    repo = "owofetch-rs";
+    rev = "v${version}";
+    sha256 = "sha256-I8mzOUvm72KLLBumpgn9gNyx9FKvUrB4ze1iM1+OA18=";
+  };
+
+  cargoSha256 = "sha256-rfN4QERs1H1G7ZZim//78vlxbYfU4Cx7SYYUz/QLKeU=";
+
+  buildInputs = lib.optionals stdenvNoCC.isDarwin [
+    Foundation
+    DiskArbitration
+  ];
+
+  meta = with lib; {
+    description = "Alternative to *fetch, uwuifies all stats";
+    homepage = "https://github.com/netthier/owofetch-rs";
+    license = licenses.gpl3Only;
+    maintainers = with maintainers; [ nullishamy ];
+  };
+}
diff --git a/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix b/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
index 80f7c717a3da..a538a3bb6f38 100644
--- a/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
@@ -30487,6 +30487,10 @@ with pkgs;
 
   owamp = callPackage ../applications/networking/owamp { };
 
+  owofetch = callPackage ../tools/misc/owofetch {
+    inherit (darwin.apple_sdk.frameworks) Foundation DiskArbitration;
+  };
+
   vgmplay-libvgm = callPackage ../applications/audio/vgmplay-libvgm { };
 
   vgmtools = callPackage ../tools/audio/vgmtools { };