diff --git a/pkgs/development/node-packages/aliases.nix b/pkgs/development/node-packages/aliases.nix
index 8fab9aece7ac..ee74fcbde346 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/node-packages/aliases.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/node-packages/aliases.nix
@@ -159,6 +159,7 @@ mapAliases {
   npm = pkgs.nodejs.overrideAttrs (old: { meta = old.meta // { mainProgram = "npm"; }; }); # added 2024-10-04
   inherit (pkgs) npm-check-updates; # added 2023-08-22
   ocaml-language-server = throw "ocaml-language-server was removed because it was abandoned upstream"; # added 2023-09-04
+  parcel = throw "parcel has been removed because it was broken"; # added 2025-03-12
   parcel-bundler = self.parcel; # added 2023-09-04
   inherit (pkgs) patch-package; # added 2024-06-29
   pkg = pkgs.vercel-pkg; # added 2023-10-04
diff --git a/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.json b/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.json
index 171a748f6816..f3349166e167 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.json
+++ b/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.json
@@ -128,7 +128,6 @@
 , "npm-merge-driver"
 , "nrm"
 , "orval"
-, "parcel"
 , "parsoid"
 , "peerflix"
 , "peerflix-server"
diff --git a/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.nix b/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.nix
index 322b2917cf52..88c50babd27e 100644
--- a/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/development/node-packages/node-packages.nix
@@ -64040,571 +64040,6 @@ in
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-      sources."weak-lru-cache-1.2.2"
-      sources."webidl-conversions-4.0.2"
-      sources."whatwg-encoding-1.0.5"
-      sources."whatwg-mimetype-2.3.0"
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-          ];
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-      )
-      (
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-            sources."string-width-4.2.3"
-            sources."strip-ansi-6.0.1"
-          ];
-        }
-      )
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-      sources."ws-6.2.3"
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-      sources."xmlchars-2.2.0"
-    ];
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-    meta = {
-      description = "Blazing fast, zero configuration web application bundler";
-      homepage = "https://github.com/parcel-bundler/parcel#readme";
-      license = "MIT";
-    };
-    production = true;
-    bypassCache = true;
-    reconstructLock = true;
-  };
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     name = "parsoid";
     packageName = "parsoid";