diff --git a/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/disable_update_checking.patch b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/disable_update_checking.patch
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..6b2a9a4cb577
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/disable_update_checking.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+diff --git i/src/main/index.ts w/src/main/index.ts
+index 23ea0d6..1ef465f 100644
+--- i/src/main/index.ts
++++ w/src/main/index.ts
+@@ -32,7 +32,9 @@ if (process.platform === "linux") {
+ if (IS_DEV) {
+     require("source-map-support").install();
+ } else {
+-    autoUpdater.checkForUpdatesAndNotify();
++    console.log("Update checking is disabled. Skipping...");
++    // autoUpdater.checkForUpdatesAndNotify();
++
+ }
+ 
+ // Make the Vencord files use our DATA_DIR
+
diff --git a/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/package.nix b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/package.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..dd5688115b09
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/package.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,153 @@
+{
+  lib,
+  stdenv,
+  fetchFromGitHub,
+  substituteAll,
+  makeWrapper,
+  makeDesktopItem,
+  copyDesktopItems,
+  equicord,
+  electron,
+  libicns,
+  pipewire,
+  libpulseaudio,
+  autoPatchelfHook,
+  pnpm_9,
+  nodejs,
+  nix-update-script,
+  withTTS ? true,
+  withMiddleClickScroll ? false,
+  # Enables the use of Equicord from nixpkgs instead of
+  # letting Equibop manage it's own version
+  withSystemEquicord ? false,
+}:
+stdenv.mkDerivation (finalAttrs: {
+  pname = "equibop";
+  version = "2.0.9";
+
+  src = fetchFromGitHub {
+    owner = "Equicord";
+    repo = "Equibop";
+    rev = "refs/tags/v${finalAttrs.version}";
+    hash = "sha256-mK/zoW8Km6xlppxJnVbuas4yE1rpAOd9QnjETlxxnsE=";
+  };
+
+  pnpmDeps = pnpm_9.fetchDeps {
+    inherit (finalAttrs)
+      pname
+      version
+      src
+      patches
+      ;
+    hash = "sha256-TSdkHSZTbFf3Nq0QHDNTeUHmd6N+L1N1kSiKt0uNF6s=";
+  };
+
+  nativeBuildInputs = [
+    nodejs
+    pnpm_9.configHook
+    # XXX: Equibop *does not* ship venmic as a prebuilt node module. The package
+    # seems to build with or without this hook, but I (NotAShelf) don't have the
+    # time to test the consequences of removing this hook. Please open a pull
+    # request if this bothers you in some way.
+    autoPatchelfHook
+    copyDesktopItems
+    # we use a script wrapper here for environment variable expansion at runtime
+    # https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/issues/172583
+    makeWrapper
+  ];
+
+  buildInputs = [
+    libpulseaudio
+    pipewire
+    stdenv.cc.cc.lib
+  ];
+
+  patches =
+    [ ./disable_update_checking.patch ]
+    ++ lib.optional withSystemEquicord (substituteAll {
+      inherit equicord;
+      src = ./use_system_equicord.patch;
+    });
+
+  env = {
+    ELECTRON_SKIP_BINARY_DOWNLOAD = 1;
+  };
+
+  buildPhase = ''
+    runHook preBuild
+
+    pnpm build
+    pnpm exec electron-builder \
+      --dir \
+      -c.asarUnpack="**/*.node" \
+      -c.electronDist=${electron.dist} \
+      -c.electronVersion=${electron.version}
+
+    runHook postBuild
+  '';
+
+  postBuild = ''
+    pushd build
+    ${libicns}/bin/icns2png -x icon.icns
+    popd
+  '';
+
+  installPhase = ''
+    runHook preInstall
+    mkdir -p $out/opt/Equibop
+    cp -r dist/*unpacked/resources $out/opt/Equibop/
+
+    for file in build/icon_*x32.png; do
+      file_suffix=''${file//build\/icon_}
+      install -Dm0644 $file $out/share/icons/hicolor/''${file_suffix//x32.png}/apps/equibop.png
+    done
+
+    runHook postInstall
+  '';
+
+  postFixup = ''
+    makeWrapper ${electron}/bin/electron $out/bin/equibop \
+      --add-flags $out/opt/Equibop/resources/app.asar \
+      ${lib.optionalString withTTS "--add-flags \"--enable-speech-dispatcher\""} \
+      ${lib.optionalString withMiddleClickScroll "--add-flags \"--enable-blink-features=MiddleClickAutoscroll\""} \
+      --add-flags "\''${NIXOS_OZONE_WL:+\''${WAYLAND_DISPLAY:+--ozone-platform-hint=auto --enable-features=WaylandWindowDecorations --enable-wayland-ime}}"
+  '';
+
+  desktopItems = makeDesktopItem {
+    name = "equibop";
+    desktopName = "Equibop";
+    exec = "equibop %U";
+    icon = "equibop";
+    startupWMClass = "Equibop";
+    genericName = "Internet Messenger";
+    keywords = [
+      "discord"
+      "equibop"
+      "electron"
+      "chat"
+    ];
+    categories = [
+      "Network"
+      "InstantMessaging"
+      "Chat"
+    ];
+  };
+
+  passthru = {
+    inherit (finalAttrs) pnpmDeps;
+    updateScript = nix-update-script { };
+  };
+
+  meta = {
+    description = "Custom Discord App aiming to give you better performance and improve linux support";
+    homepage = "https://github.com/Equicord/Equibop";
+    changelog = "https://github.com/Equicord/Equibop/releases/tag/${finalAttrs.src.rev}";
+    license = lib.licenses.gpl3Only;
+    maintainers = [
+      lib.maintainers.NotAShelf
+    ];
+    mainProgram = "equibop";
+    # I am not confident in my ability to support Darwin, please PR if this is important to you
+    platforms = lib.platforms.linux;
+  };
+})
diff --git a/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/use_system_equicord.patch b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/use_system_equicord.patch
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..3321b72bb5e2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/by-name/eq/equibop/use_system_equicord.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+diff --git i/src/main/constants.ts w/src/main/constants.ts
+index afb171f..c6a014e 100644
+--- i/src/main/constants.ts
++++ w/src/main/constants.ts
+@@ -47,10 +47,7 @@ export const VENCORD_THEMES_DIR = join(DATA_DIR, "themes");
+ 
+ // needs to be inline require because of circular dependency
+ // as otherwise "DATA_DIR" (which is used by ./settings) will be uninitialised
+-export const VENCORD_DIR = (() => {
+-    const { State } = require("./settings") as typeof import("./settings");
+-    return State.store.vencordDir ? join(State.store.vencordDir, "equibop") : join(SESSION_DATA_DIR, "equicord.asar");
+-})();
++export const VENCORD_DIR = "@equicord@";
+ 
+ export const USER_AGENT = `Equibop/${app.getVersion()} (https://github.com/Equicord/Equibop)`;
+ 
+